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Due to the idiocy of many members of the former GB and after prayerful consideration of the matter we have decided to choose as a new GB member candidate our faithful brother:








NOOOO!!!!!!
You cannot take that position! It belongs to me!

I have greater cranial capacity than you!

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WTF?

Whad'ya mean NEW? I thought those already WERE the GB members! My bad...

Peace!

Shellamar, on her own... sorta kinda... 'cause I'm not really sure there's much difference between these poor animals and those who ARE currently GB members, at least three of them, anyway...

Seriously...why would you insult primates and asses like that?

LOL, exactly.....
Peace, Kim

Mea culpa, dear Loves (peace to you! ). I digress. .. in sackcloth and ashes! LOLOLOL

Shellamar... on her own. ..

What a shame for me!
LOL!
I have sinned against my fellowanimal.
Forgive me!

The GB would have had interest in the rear dorsal apertures of the two mammalian brothers illustrated. After all, in "Life Everlasting in Freedom of the Sons of God", the Watchtower said God brought animals to Adam for him to have sex with, and it is only his good taste that caused him to turn them down. Given that their goober is thus a Procurer of Bestiality, and that the GB is taught to emulate him, along their pathway to return to the perfect state of Adam, perhaps they would have been tempted to have a little bit of fun with Bubbles the Chimp or Eeyore...

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Focus
("Disgusting!" Class)

Where does this come from (in the bible, I mean... I see that JF stated what WTS book it is written IN)? Because I have heard others on another site make this same claim when arguing against belief in God. But from my understanding of what is written, God brought animals for Adam to NAME.


"He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air, and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam, no suitable helper was found..." Genesis 2:19, 20


Just curious.


Peace to you,
your sister and servant, and fellow slave of Christ,
tammy