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 Post subject: Re: WAS JESUS.....
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:00 pm 
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CHARIKLO SAID

You say this, Sab, as if it is fact, but, although I know that legends abound, would you say that there is definite evidence confirming your statement?


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Why would she have been in danger as you said?


Such a figure would be worshiped and hated, both would lead to her painful death. I believe only the Apostles knew about the relationship.

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You say this, Sab, as if it is fact, but, although I know that legends abound, would you say that there is definite evidence confirming your statement?


I use a proof text of John 20: 11-18

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11 Now Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb 12 and saw two angels in white, seated where Jesus’ body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot.

13 They asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?”

“They have taken my Lord away,” she said, “and I don’t know where they have put him.” 14 At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.

15 He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

16 Jesus said to her, “Mary.”

She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “Rabboni!” (which means “Teacher”).

17 Jesus said, “Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’”

18 Mary Magdalene went to the disciples with the news: “I have seen the Lord!” And she told them that he had said these things to her.


If I died and was resurrected I would want to first see my wife. Jesus did not appear the same, so she doesn't realize at first. All he has to do is say her name which would mean she recognized the tone and expression behind the word used. This, to me, is a romantic gesture and shows that Mary and Jesus had a thing. It's written so that you can just take her as another servant, but I don't believe such to be the case. No, the relationship could never have been official for many reasons including the one Shelby gave. He couldn't cheat on his Heavenly Bride. Spiritually speaking Mary was a concubine, but since she was the only one that would put her in a pseudo-wife role. It was messed up. To me it makes perfect sense because how could Jesus not have experienced love as we all see it? I just don't buy it. Part of why he came here was to experience what we do so that we could relate to him on a personal, human level. That idea was mostly corrupted by the Gospels. John 20 is a window into what actually happened.

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Char, more evidence would be in his teaching about what constitutes adultery of the heart.

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Matthew 5 - 27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.


If Jesus NEVER had a romantic interest then what right does he have to tell other men what thoughts they can and can't have? Thoughts don't ALWAYS turn into actions, that's what free will is all about. So, what is Jesus talking about? The bond between man and woman comes with it's own set of rules. The very next section speaks about divorce:

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31 “It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ 32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.


Basically, what Jesus is saying is that if you think lustfully about another woman while married you should give your wife the opportunity to divorce you officially. If Jesus HAS a love interest then he would have the right to say this because he would have been tested. Since he was IN LOVE with Mary Magdalene he would have the opportunity to test his "evil eyes" so to speak. As the Son of God he would have perfect loyalty for his wife and he would never have to give her a certificate of divorce. Jesus is EXTREMELY tough on this subject with no room for error. You are supposed to literally become ONE FLESH, not 99%. If you are having passionate thoughts about others you are NOT ONE FLESH and therefore the woman has a right to a legal separation, to be free to choose someone who will be loyal.

All of this becomes very odd advice given from a man who has never had any type of romantic relationship. The picture of a sexless Christ has been a lie from the beginning. Christ is the creator of sex, he is not going to act like it's a plague when he comes to earth for the ONLY time. This is just common sense.

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Hmmm is the real question whether or no people believe Jesus Christ ever had an orgasm?

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Probably not, Pup.


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No one will ever know and I don't believe that the truth of the matter would change anything.
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Hmmm is the real question whether or no people believe Jesus Christ ever had an orgasm?


Of course he did. Through him all things were created, including the human sexual system. You ever seen a chef who doesn't try his own food?

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My "probably not" referred both to whether or not he had, and also whether or not that was the real question, Pup.

The "probably not" should be taken as a typical English dry understatement. It could be read as "I don't think there is any chance whatsoever of either of these things being the case".

But don't take my word for it!


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My loose analogy would be to ask if Jesus was a vegetarian or not or which way does he replace a roll of toilet paper? Over roll or under roll?
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And I'd again be saying "probably not", given that he ate fish and was helpful at the wedding feast.

And you don't need me to remind you that he'd have had to wait two thousand years for the invention of toilet paper, you mischievous hound!


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My Lord loved Mary... as a sister (because she could not have been his wife - he was already promised to another, his Bride, the NEW Jerusalem). They were VERY close, though, but not in an eros kind of way (well, for him, at least).

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John was "the disciple he loved." He was in love with John.


Actually, Mary's brother Lazarus (aka Simon the Leper/Zealot (kanean)) was the one my Lord loved and had affection for (John 11:1-3).

Can someone tell me, of those of you who might not do so... why do you not just ask? If YOU truly believe the Bible is the Word of God... or inerrant... or speaks about the One whose life is being discussed here... or you believe some of it is accurate/some of it isn't (but what it says about Christ to be close if not full accurate)... and regardless of any of THAT... if you believe you are in union or have a relationship with him... why don't you just ask HIM? Does not the Bible... that speaks of him and points to him... say that HE speaks? Christ would not hide anything from his FRIENDS... would he? Just asking...

Dear, dear Lar (peace to you!)... if you believe the Bible to be "truth"... why do you not put faith in what it SAYS... as to Christ being "with" his sheep, speaking to them, and leading them (by spirit) so that they do not need ANY to be teaching them... so as to show us HOW, if you know, that should occur?

I really need to hear this from you... before I can undertake any further discussion with you. I mean no offense, but your assertions are often quite contradictory, dear one... and there just isn't time to entertain certain teachings "just because."

So, if you've a mind... and heart... to do so, please answer the above (in green).

Thank you and, again, peace to you!

A slave of Christ, the Holy One of Israel, JAHESHUA the Chosen One of JAH (MischaJah), who is the Son and Christ of the MOST Holy One of Israel, JAH of Armies... and not of "Larry... JCanon or Larsinger58 of JWN"... or Brooklyn. Sorry, no offense... but true...

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Can someone tell me, of those of you who might not do so... why do you not just ask? If YOU truly believe the Bible is the Word of God... or inerrant... or speaks about the One whose life is being discussed here... or you believe some of it is accurate/some of it isn't (but what it says about Christ to be close if not full accurate)... and regardless of any of THAT... if you believe you are in union or have a relationship with him... why don't you just ask HIM? Does not the Bible... that speaks of him and points to him... say that HE speaks? Christ would not hide anything from his FRIENDS... would he? Just asking...

Ah, Shelby, there's the nub of it! Good question!

For me, well, the answer is that I do! I might not express my thoughts using the same words or reasoning as you, but I believe we are very close in that we take it to the Lord in prayer. And that life is lived with a backdrop of and within a framework of prayer.

However, I'd also add that this isn't necesaarily a lengthy process....though it might be.... it's very much, too, the spirit within us answering, with all that prayer in the background. Prayer, and its many, many dimensions, are another whole topic, and not for now, for me, as a new and full day lies ahead of me!

But I'd like to add that I so much agree with what you wrote there.

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For me, well, the answer is that I do!


Yes, of course, dear Char (peace to you!). MANY, of not most, here do! My question was toward those here who don't... without singleing out anyone in particular (I mean, it could apply to several folks, but NO offense intended as to ANY).

My apologies, though, if any were - that was no my intention; unfortunately, my forthright way of... mmmmm... sharing... can sometimes come off too blunt. But I don't know any other way while sticking to what is true. For me, when I start worrying about the words... I start worrying about the "slippery slope" to deceit.

I hope you (all) can understand.

Again, peace to you!

YOUR servant, sister, and fellow slave of Christ,

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You "tell it like it is", Shelby, straight up and honest, no double-speak, no pretence, what you see is what you get. I like that, ...and it works for me!


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Not all people hear God as some do here. To ask why don't they just go to the source and "ask" Jesus is implying that they are able to share the same experiences as you.

It's a given that many people will "hear" conflicting messages so that leads to ,as a collective whole, nowhere
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