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Good Morning Shelby!..

Yes it is..But..
One you can hold in your hands and Show Off at the Kingdom Hall is Better!..
It shows the rest of the JWs your just a little bit better than the rest of them!..

From what I`m reading..
It`s definitely causing some divisions at the Kingdom Hall..
There are life long JWs who didn`t get an Invitation to the Special Meeting..
Some of them are angry/feel left out..ect..ect..
If I were the WBT$ I would consider it a PR NightMare.
I doubt they`ll give it any consideration at all..
"Be a Better JW and Maybe you`ll get an Invitation Next Time!"..

Some of The Special JWs have "Dubbed" the New Bible..
(pun intended..LOL!!)
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Who names their Bible?!..LOL!!..
It already has a name.."Bible!"..

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It does seem to do that, doesn't it, dear one (peace!). Totally undermines that "we're all equal in Christ" thing. Ah, well, so much for "there is neither Jew NOR Greek, slave NOR freeman, male NOR female...". Kinda went out the door when they obliterated the whole "ONE hope" truth. NOW, in addition to two "hopes"... and two groups with separate destinations (144,000 and "great crowd/little flock and other sheep)... there are those worthy to get the latest publication FIRST... and those who aren't.

Wait... hasn't that always been the case, at least, since the late 1970's??? I remember that those in Bethel/Gilead, and delegates to the International conventions ALWAYS got their books/literature first! And if you didn't make it to a DC, where it was next released, well, then, you had to wait a few more months until it was released at the KH. Yes?

So, I'm thinkin' that nothing has REALLY changed with THIS new release. Just more of the same ol', same ol'... melarkey... perhaps wrapped just a little differently. Well, covered a little differently. In gray. Versus green, black, or brown, I mean - LOLOL!

Peace!

YSFS of Christ,

Shellamar

Hey Shelby..


This is a bit different I think..
Everyone is invited to an Assembly..
You had to meet certain requirements to get an Invitation to this Special Meeting..
Giving 40 or 50 years of your life to the WBT$ isn`t good enough anymore..

The WBT$ Wants to Know..



If you`ve been a Good WBT$ Dog..You can Gloat!..

I got a New WBT$ Bible!..And..
..........You Didn`t!!..
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What a friggin evil looking dog!!..LOL!!..

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Sooo, what'cher sayin', dear Sher'f (peace, luv!)... is that even a "generation" isn't good enough for the "generation"... after the "generation"... that started the countdown to "Armageddon," eh? LOLOLOLOL!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I just couldn't resist! LOLOLOL!

Peace!

YSFS of Christ,

Shellamar

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Shoot, very few (ANY??) could explain it BEFORE the change, luv (peace!); that whole, "times, times, and a half times," and "2,520 years" and "49 weeks until Messiah", "607 BCE"... and that whole "keeping track of dates and times and seaons" melarkey. And so, most prolly just think this is an extension of that ("Well, I'm wasn't savvy enough to understand/explain it before, so no big deal that I don't understand/can't explain in NOW!")

Poor things, they're STILL in "denial":

Don't Even kNow It's A Lie.

Sigh. Too bad, too bad...

Peace!

YSFS of Christ,

Shellamar

You didn`t get a New WBT$ FrankenBible because..
............................Your Sideburns are Brazen!..

Oh, yeah, those ARE pretty "wild," dear ANOMOS (peace, luv!). Very "WORLDLY", if you ask me, although not quite as... mmmmmm... prominent... those lovely Payot curls some Jews wear, even down to the shoulders, still today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payot

My Lord was a Jew... AND a Nazarite. Wonder what the WTBTS "Pharisees" would've said of/to HIM? Ya'll know his cousin, our dear brother John (the Baptizer) would'a been "expelled" (aka DISFELLOWSHIPPED) from the KH tootsweet:

"John’s clothes were made of camel’s hair, and he had a leather belt around his waist."

Man, I'd love to see HIM walk up in a KH!! LOLOLOL! I'm thinking, though, that because he was given to wearing garb a bit more... well, let's just say "rustic"... than, say, that worn by the "cityfolk" of Jerusalem (aka, the "scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!"), he also prolly didn't take much time out of his very busy schedule to, say, shave. Or get a haircut.

Oh, wait... John was a Nazarite, too!

So, nope, prolly NO shavin'. Of the head, beard, OR sideburns/locks! LOLOLOL!

Maybe THAT's why he called them a "brood of vipers!" 'Cause they were pickin' on his wardrobe and grooming habits! LOLOLOL!

Obviously, for this matter and many others, most JWs and their WTBTS "god" utterly miss the POINT of the words:

"He is not a Jew... who is one... on the OUTSIDE..."

The MOST HOLY One of Israel, JAH of Armies... doesn't look at the outward appearance of a man. Another "fruit", then, that shows us who and what the WTBTS is NOT.

Peace, dear one!

Your servant and a slave of Christ,

Shellamar, "resting up" before the show...

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"Silver bullet" may be appropriate. Since they don't actually read them on field service, you could hollow one out and use it to conceal a flask of liquid courage, for a discreet energy boost during those hot days in field service!

The Numbers are wrong!
But if you tell this in public you will be disfellowshipped for apostacy!

Well, I can't imagine the WTBTS leaving such an ERROR out there (peace to you all)! Goodness, that just would NOT do! Because THEN their reputation for being "pristeen clean" would be... dare I say it.. MARRED! Shades o' Jehovah - can't have THAT!! Hmmm...

Maybe this will prompt a reprint: maybe the "have nots" WILL have, after all! Okay, so maybe it'll be the cast-offs of the "haves" (who'll pass their "defective" copies "down" to the "less worthy")... but it's only a TEENY error... right??! LOLOLOLOL!

Shaking head...

Keep yer eyes peeled, dear Sher's (peace, luv!). BOUND to be some more news about this coming out... soon!

Peace, chikkens!

A slave of TRUE Faithful and Discreet Slave, the HOLY One of Israel and Holy Spirit, JAHESHUA, the Chosen One of JAH (MischaJah)... who IS the Christ,

Shellamar

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LOLOLOLOLOL! You KNOW they check these Internet forums, luv! Prolly someone's full-time job! LOLOLOL!

Peace!

YSFS of Christ,

Shelb

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