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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:46 pm 
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JW "Rock" Witnessing...

At 1st I thought it was a Joke...The Real Joke is, it`s Not a Joke.
Paint a Rock, leave it in a public area. I`ve read JW`s leave them all over.
Hiking trails, a Jewish Cemetery, which Pissed Off the Jewish People...LOL!!!
JW`s will count Field Service Time at Every Opportunity.
This is the New Opportunity.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 4:43 pm 
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(Slaps hand over mouth) - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Some years ago I toyed around with this idea of creating "casting" stones - small stones with the words "Let the one without sin on it cast the first stone," to sell for folks to hand out to judgy people. I knew several people I SO wanted to hand one to - pull a smooth little pebble with those words and maybe some colorful flowers or something on them out of my pocket and just quietly hold out my hand.

And now look. DEM rocks... and their hypocritical "JUS' lak da telly-vision, the enter-net belongs to Satan and so YOU all MUST stay off of it for eternity! Or, well, at least until we find some way to use it to our own advantage to capitalize on and expand donations to the World-Wide Work of Defrauding A Million Stoopid Sheep Now Living Who Will Never Die!"... message... just turned ME off of painted stone FOREVER.

Gag. Ack. Choke. Urrrlll. Hack.

Peace to you, dear Sher'f. Not sure I wanna thank you for sharing that one, though - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:12 pm 
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LOL!!@Shelby!!

I like your rock idea better!......................... :D

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