Ho, yeah... THAT'LL stop them Jehovah's Witnesses from sinning (peace to you, all!).
A "example" using bread, garlic powder, mud, and "poison." You'd think he was addressing a group of childr...
Wait a minute... maybe that's JUST what it'll take: stop sinning... or you're gonna be like a piece of garlic bread that's been dropped on the floor. No, no "5-second" rule here.
Funny, "Jehovah" doesn't have a problem if you have LITTLE bit of "garlic" on ya. S'when you's got a LOT of it on ya. THEN... well, you just better try to dust summa that off.
No mention of Christ... OR his atoning blood. For sins small to great. And why would'ja? I mean, you's can clean your OWN "garlic" off... right? So, whatd'ya need HIM for? So, nope, just dust off summa your garlic... or "Jehovah's" gonna cast you off forever. Even though it's not blasphemy.
What a confusing crock... directed at and intended for babes. Not spiritual babes... mental babes. Emotional babes. Psychological babes. Which the WTBTS is full to the frickin' brim with. So, I change my stance: TOTALLY perfect analogy, after all. "Dust off summa yer garlick... and you'll be JUS' fine!"
Too bad... too bad... WAY too bad.
Peace!
A slave of Christ, he who doesn't dust off yer garlik but just forgives some of it, overlooks it's "stinky" properties, and "chemically" alters the rest so that it's no longer garlik at all, but a DIFFERENT "spice", one with a SWEET-smelling odor...
Shellamar
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