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LARS SAID

Hellow. I've been disassociated (and thus disfellowshipped) for years now. I live with my believing parents, though now my mother is in a nursing home. I'm retired, age 62. I still believe in God and the Bible and also am of the anointed. In fact, in 1992 I became the Christ, believe it or not. That will be confirmed in its due time. But being the Christ I have lots of special knowledge and as prophesied, have truths that torment the GB. This seems like and interesting forum and I already know OUTLAW, so should be fun. Hope I learn something here. Thanks, so much, for having me.
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The Bible is true and God is alive!

GLADIATOR SAID

Larsinger58 Welcome to the board. You say you are anointed so you should have a lot in common with AGuest, otherwise known as Shelby.

I am curious though. If you are the Christ, then who anointed you? And I have been told by various Christians that Christ is living it up in heaven and you can't join the party until you surrender your body. Being a gladiator I prefer worldly parties where I can surrender my body without losing it. By the way, as far as I can tell I am an Epicurean.

CHARIKLO SAID

Hi Larsinger,

Welcome to the board!

You probably know me from that other place, but I was an ever-so-nearly-but-not-quite baptised publisher, in other words, I was an unbaptised publisher who escaped baptism by a matter of days. Thank goodness!

I never believed everything that the WT teaches, but I did get drawn in close enough to realise the nature of the abyss yawning before me and to get out in time!

I am Catholic, was Catholic before that fatal knock on my door, and have returned there. I also love this forum and recognise so very much that is good and true in Shelby and others here, so the incidental differences we may have in belief are not as important as the fundamental facts we all hold in common.

Again, welcome!

LARS SAID

Thanks for the welcome. I'm sure to be the odd one out here with my claims, but I'm not that pushy.
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AGUEST SAID

Welcome, dear Lar... and peace to you! It's great to see you here! Please, come on in and visit. We discuss all manner of topics here, even those we don't all agree on, so you'll fit right in - LOLOLOL!



Not THAT pushy - yeah, well... all's I have to say to that is... wimp. LOLOLOL! J/K - I'm a girl; what can I say... pushiness is hard-wired. LOLOLOL!

It's good to see you, here.

Again, peace to you!

A slave of Christ,

SA

OUTLAW SAIS

Hey Lars!..

My favorite crazy man has arrived..
I`m surprised it took you this long to find the place..
You probably saw the forum name "xjwsforChrist" and..
Didn`t realize you were lost till then..
LOL!!..
Well your here now!..
Enjoy the forum

.................................. ...OUTLAW

AGUEST SAID




LOLOLOLOL @ dear OUTLAW (peace to you, dear one!)

SA, on her own and no offense to you, dear Lar (peace!) - not laughing AT you, dear one - just laughing WITH dear OUTLAW...

OUTLAW SAID

Good morning ((Shelby!))..



...........................................OUTLAW

AGUEST SAID

Mornin', luv... ... and peace to you. Today... and everyday.

YSFS of Christ,

Shelb

YPPUPLLEH SAID



*smears Crisco on Gladiator*
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Love is a warm rubber puppy...

AGUEST SAID



I'm sure Caligula would have placed you in high station in HIS army, dear Glad - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Peace! (Or should that be "piece"?)

SA, seriously on her own here, even dancing all over the line a bit - LOLOLOL!

YPPUPLLEH SAID

Okay I have to ask

When you say you became the Christ in 1992 are you saying that you were "anointed" back then like one of the 144K or are you saying that Jesus possessed your body and you were Jesus?

Are you still the Christ or can a person become unannointed?
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GLADIATOR SAID

Quote:
SA, seriously on her own here, even dancing all over the line a bit - LOLOLOL!


No Shelby, with your sense of humour I don't think you will ever be entirely on your own.

AGUEST SAID

@ dear Glad - Peace to you, luv!

SA, on her own (really!) -

QUENTIN SAID

Hi Lars....this is a nice quite board where things are turly disscussed with those who do not have over inflated egos, who must be right and other's wrong, no matter the topic. Welcome to sanity..
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than honey in slavery

How can you unterstand a thing unless you know it?
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