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I crave me some soul food now
Say, wut, dem watahkres sammiches ain't gud'nuff fo' ya'll, deah AichPee (piece t'yall, hunnie!)? Well, now dat ya'll dun menchun'dit... lil bakin fat ain't nevah hurt nobuddy, nah suh. Well, a'ight den, heah, chile, hav sum o' dis:
Smuth'd poke chops
Brazed cabbij wit applewud curd bakin' bitz up on de top
Fo' reelz makaroney 'n cheez wit fo' kins o' cheeze (n' nun o' dat box'd up stuf, nah suh!)
Sawtayed yella' sqwashes wit de carmeled unyins stir'd in
Brown-suga' bak'd karots (lessen ya'll prefir de suga' bak'd yams - ah kin do dem, too!)
Rice (t' go wit de poke chop gravee)
Flaky biskits (o' wut dat 'Sprowt guhl dun called 'krumpits') n' wit reel budda (not dat ol' plastik stuf deyz callin' budda!)
... and sum raed koolade, o' corse! O' a grayp Nehi, if'n ya'll prefir...
N' heah go a nakkin fo' ya'll, too.
So, now gwine' n' chow DOWN, bruh deah... but ya'll try 'n keep ya'lls fud on ya'lls plait, heah? Cuz ah HATES havin' t' pik up peeces fum off d' flo win ya'llz all dun!
N'joy, sun... n' peese t' ya'll, fo' sho'!
Yo sirvint 'n a slav o' de Lawd,
Shef Shebbie
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