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VOICES SAID

Alright its here, and for the doomsday prophecy, i'd like to say a few things to get off my chest: *Ahem*

1)Yes, It was me, I farted in the elevator that day that made the baby cry.

2)I once ate a booger, and realized it wasn't mine so I replaced the lost item.

3)I wonder what it's like to dress up like a women, and ask for the mens room.

4)I did go to walmart and try to buy one M&M piece of candy and when I was rejected, I ate it.

5) I once sent a box of donuts to the police station with a sign that says 'Merry Christmas' in july

6)I 'accidentally' drank the last of the milk

7) I can't wait till tomorrow, ......cause I get better looking every day.

Me



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(*sigh* ahhh...feels so right...and "Voicey")

TEC SAID

That was cute.

You do bring vibrancy and life to the board, Voices, whenever you come and visit

Peace to you,

tammy

VOICES SAID


Yes my voice does have a certain ....vibration to it. I think it's between 80hz - 1100 hz. =D

OH one time I hit under my brothers desk in kindergarten cause I didn't want to go to class. (this one's actually true)

PSACRAMENTO SAID


Since we are venting:
I totally regret my time in the porn industry under the nom-de-guerre Max Steel and the movies I made such as "Too hung for her", "Big tool for MILF" and ""All over 9"".

GLADIATOR SAID

Hi Voices you remind me of Groucho Marx with your one liners so here are a few of his Quotes to keep you on your toes.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. (Groucho should know, he was married three times)
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
'Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.'
'There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!'
I could dance with you till the cows come home, on second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.

VOICES SAID

All I need now is a big cigar!
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(*sigh* ahhh...feels so right...and "Voicey")

JUSTMOM SAID

Very funny Voices

Glad to hear your voice. Your a survivor! It felt extra good to wake up this morning.
Now that we are all still here (I think we are) you'll have plenty more booger eatin days!!!

Enjoy this next year and happy holidays
Love justmom

AGUEST SAID

Sorry I'm late to this "party" - missed it, somehow!

First, dear Voices (the greatest of love and peace to you, my dear!)... has a HILARIOUS sense of humor - I PROMISE you dear folks! You all haven't seen anything. If anyone can lift my spirits, this idjit (luv you!) can! And when he talks "ghetto" (and he ain't black, ya'll)... OMG. 'Mom (peace, chile'!), he really could be another Russell Peters... fo' shizzy!

Second, you are ALL great sports and people! I LOVE everyone's sense of humor (P, dude... peace to you, too... and do we need to talk to that beautiful wife and help get you "under control", man? Poor thing: she must be EXHAUSTED! LOLOLOL!).

Re the end of the world, I would say that it was... at least as far as we knew it up to that time. Things changed, so... "new" world, IMHO! Hubby asked me that night, when I said I was turning in early, "What, you don't want to stay up and watch the world end?" Tongue in cheek, of course. I thought about it and then said, "Well, it ain't like I can do anything about it now, anyway, so... nope, going to sleep!"

Good thing, too. 'Cause the end obviously didn't come... and I certainly needed by "beauty" sleep! LOLOL!

Peace!

A slave of Christ,

SA, on her own...