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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:50 pm 
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A man is shipwrecked and swims to a deserted Island..
He lives on the island for 5 years and makes a home for himself..
Finally he spots a ship and signals it..
His rescuers come to the island..

He asks if they would like to see what hes built on the island..
They say "Yes!"
He takes them to 3 buildings..
He says "That one is my Home and that One is my Church."
The rescuers ask "What is the 3rd building?"
He says "Thats the Church I used to Go To."



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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:54 pm 
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LOL...


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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 7:49 pm 
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haha! He should have put in a beer joint.


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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 8:00 pm 
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ataloa wrote:
haha! He should have put in a beer joint.


I'm with you Ataloa.

Or at least a club so he could have been having some fun!!!

Well, he's on an island made of sand...so the church's / buildings won't withstand...

::)) ::)) too funny.

Hopefully his house is on a secure foundation.

But......ya know, the only secure foundation is CHRIST! 8)

Peace dear Outlaw, love the sharing, your fellow servant of our Lord, Kim


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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2015 8:12 am 
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LOL thats pretty funny.

ok ok I got one:

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahah hahahahahah hahhaha... haha.... ha.......ha.....yeah....*confused look*

say wut now?


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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:38 am 
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Had to look up the explanation on that one, Voices. That's a good one!


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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:58 am 
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Yeah...apparently the salicylic acid is Aspirin, and the physics professor was trying to get freaky with his wife, and she said 'I have a headache' but wont take the aspirin.

lol

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 1:36 pm 
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That makes me think Sheldon Cooper came up with that joke ; )


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