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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:11 pm 
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Share a joke!

Alright I'll start:

Three guys are sitting in a psychiatrist office. The Second one looks at the first and thinks "I wonder why he's here?" And says, "Excuse me sir, but why are you here?"

The first one goes "I'm Napoleon." The second sits back and says, "Wait, what?"

"Excuse me sir how do you know you're Napoleon?"

The first one says, "Cause God told me!"

The third one stands up and says "NO I DIDN'T!"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:14 pm 
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Don't know which is funnier, dear Voices ( peace, luv! ): your joke... or those hilarious cheetahs laughing!! LOLOLOL!

Peace!

Shellamar, who only knows two jokes and have posted them both on here before... maybe more than once... so won't make yall suffer again... on her own...


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:16 pm 
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AGuest wrote:
Don't know which is funnier, dear Voices ( peace, luv! ): your joke... or those hilarious cheetahs laughing!! LOLOLOL!

Peace!

Shellamar, on her own...



They're paid actors


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:23 pm 
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Yes, I thought I recognized them from the red carpet. I get that the male is wearing the same suit he wore last year - guys don't really care about such things. But the female really should'a wore something else. I mean, the same "leopard" skin 2 years in a row? Who she think she kidding? We all saw that look LAST year.

I mean, she's cute... especially laughing like that... but her coat's last season and played out.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:30 pm 
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Well it's better than mine:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:40 pm 
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I'm sorry, but... say, what, now?

Ummmm.. chu bedda 'splain', Lucy (uh, Voices)... porky no comprendo.

Shellamar, por su cuenta...


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