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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:41 pm 
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I live on a mountain top in the middle of no where.
Thanks to todays technology.
Scammers spam my Email and text or call my cell phone.
Every Friggin Day!

Normally...
I`ve won a Diamond Watch.
I`m getting a $86,000.00 tax refund.
My bank account was closed, to a bank I don`t deal with.
An"Extremely Christian" lady (sometimes a man) wants to give me $6,000,000.00.

All I have to do...
Is give them my Banking Information!

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So today, getting an Email from Prince Harry was extra special...LOL!!
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Good day, I am Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex (Henry Charles Albert David) of England the British Royal Family. We are into Orphanage home helping the less privileged ones all over the world but now I want to setup a Three Star Hotel in your country with the some of GBP£40 Million Pound I'm seeking for your assistance to receive a total sum of GBP£40Million Pound until I come over to meet with you, This money was given to me by the British Red Cross Lesotho Fund, I'm contacting you based on trust all I need from you is your cooperation, honest and confidential, after you receiving the funds 15% will be taking as your own share 80% for me while the remaining 5% for every expenditure but my question is; "Can I Trust you"?,Because I'm a very very busy person, please reply for more details if you are interested,
Thanks and God bless.
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex.

Prince Harry?
Orphanages?... 3 Star Hotels?...British Red Cross?
40 Million Pounds?...Can I be Trusted????
That Email is all over the map...LOL!!

We can only Wonder what Genuis wrote it.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 4:56 pm 
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OMG that is crazy, do people really get sucked in to something like that!! :8O


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:06 pm 
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OMG that is crazy, do people really get sucked in to something like that!! .....Zoe


Yes, all the time..
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:16 am 
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Here`s todays latest scam sent to my Email.
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Claim of donation Fund

My name is Mrs. Maria Raymond from United States,a widow suffering from
Breast Cancer and Stroke, which denied me a child as a result,i may
not last till the next two months according to my doctor report.I'm
married to late Pastor Pedro Raymond , and we were married for many
years without any child before his death. I'm 68 years old woman. I
have some funds i inherited from my late husband the sum of(10
million dollars) which i needed a very honest and God fearing person
who will claim the funds from the bank and use the funds for work of
God Affairs like; donation in the house of God,propagating the good
news of God and to endeavor God worshiping place and help
less-privileged. I found your profile and i decided to contact you for
the donation work of God.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regards because of my
health according to my doctor report, please if you would be able to
use the funds for the work of God as i stated ,contact me back so i
will lead you to Alpha bank where this funds was deposited by my
late husband Pastor Pedro Raymond
, for you to retrieve the funds in my name as the next of kin.

please contact me on my private email (officeo453@gmail.com)

I will stop here until i hear from you.

Always pray for my health.
May God bless you In Jesus name Amen!!!
Mrs.Maria Raymond .

10 Million Dollars?!
All I have to do is, give you my banking information?!!


Your Attempts at Burglary didn`t Work Out?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 3:16 pm 
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Greetings and peace to you both, dear Sher'f and Tams -

Dear Tams... apparently so. Unbelievable, though, isn't it? I simply can't imagine what kind of thinking one has to believe these scams and go for them. But, as the dear Sher'f confirmed, yep, they're out there.

I hope none of us (or anyone we know and love) get scammed in ANY way and particularly one that could cost them dearly, both in money or any other way.

May JaH and Christ, bless and keep you both, and your dear households!

Your servant, sister/friend, and a slave of Christ,

Shel


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:58 pm 
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Oh, Lordy... sorry and PEACE to you, dear, dear Zoe! I responded to dear Tams (peace, luvee!) when it was your comment that was made.

The greatest of love and peace to you and your dear household, my dear sister!

Your servant, sister, and a slave of Christ,

Shel


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:21 am 
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I`ve won a Smart Samsung TV!
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Yesterday it was a Nespresso Coffee Machine!!
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Once I`ve given them All my Banking Information, and they`ve Drained my Bank Account.

Where Will I Put It All?!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:28 am 
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"More Money For ME!"
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I am MR DAVID MORRIS, Inspection Unit Manager United Nations Inspection Agency in Harts-field Jackson International Airport Atlanta, Georgia. During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from the United Kingdom which was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta, The two consignment boxes are worth $8 million. And I Ascertain you that the consignment is in your name, and you are advised to provide all details for claim, after custom clearance charges are perfected .

Sincerely,
MR DAVID MORRIS
CONTACT..........mrdavidmorris01@gmail.com

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:20 am 
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But the video of the burglar, ya'll (peace to you all!).

Idjit walks by the door with no mask so his FULL face is captured.
THEN, he comes back with hat pulled down and throws a... rock?... to break the window.
THEN, he walks/runs a few steps back... and trips over the handicap parking stop.

I don't know whether to laugh... shake my head... or feel sorry for him (not because he tripped but because, I mean, how far/fast was HE gonna run??).

Poor idjit. Poor, poor... poor idjit.

SMH (after all).

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:59 pm 
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But wait...

I know I'm not special but... I just got invited to be a... wait for it... Illumi-frickin'-nati!!! "They" wrote:

Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.

Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: Illuminatiinvitation@outlook.com

Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> Illuminatiinvitation@outlook.com
For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.

The Illuminati."


I done MADE it, ya'll! They (right - I mean, do they really exist?) want ME!!

Cheah... right.

Who FALLS for this stuff???

SMH.

Ah, well. Gotta laugh.

Peace!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:02 pm 
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LOL!!@Shelby!!

I`ve recieved hundreds of Scams, but never from the Illuminati Empire.

David Morris is still trying to give me $8,000,000.00... //;)

A few days ago I got a phone call saying I`d won a Diamond Watch.
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"Nah, give it to someone else."
*CLICK*
The guy hung up on me...LOL!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:23 pm 
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More Money!!
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U.S Department of State 2201 C Street NW Washington, DC 20520.

Dear Beneficiary

Your ATM Visa Card will be shipped through USPS to your Address. I am Antony J. Blinken, U.S Secretary of State Supervising the International Finance & Development (BUREAU OF ECONOMIC AND BUSINESS AFFAIRS). This is to inform you officially that after our investigations with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and other Security Agencies in the Country for the year 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020.
We discovered that you have not yet received your over due fund. I have made it my first point of call since taking office to settle all Outstanding Payments accrued to Individuals or Corporations with respect to local and overseas contract payment, Debt Rescheduling and Outstanding Compensation payment. This is to make sure all Outstanding payments are settled this fiscal year 2018. On Behalf of the entire staff of the U.S. Department of State and the United Nations in collaboration with World Bank, we apologize for the delay of your contract payment, Winning or Inheritance funds from most of African Countries and all the inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment. However, from the records of outstanding beneficiaries due for payment with the U.S Secretary of State, your name was discovered as next on the list of beneficiaries who has not yet received their payments. I have your file here in my office and it says that you are yet to receive your funds valued at US$1,850,000.00 (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This Funds will now be delivered to your designated address on your preferred payment option. We have perfected all modules on how to bring this fund to your designated address without any problem, but be aware that the United Nations and the United States Government has only authorized my office to release the Sum of US$1,850,000.00 to you as true beneficiary of the Funds. Note that your loaded ATM Visa Card will be mailed to you through Priority Mail Express (USPS) to your designated address immediately you admit full compliance to this email. Due to my busy schedules you are advised to kindly get in contact with our correspondent Makridis Andrew with the below details enclosed to help ensure safe mailing of your ATM Visa Card:

– Your Full Name:
– Your Contact House Address:
– Name of City of Residence:
– Country of Residence:
– Direct Mobile Telephone Number:
– ID Card, DL or Passport Copy:
– Age and Occupation:


Contact Makridis Andrew immediately by calling or emailing the address below:

– Name: Makridis Andrew.
– Email: makridisandrew1@gmail.com
– Telephone: +1 (202) 858-4262

He is obliged to treat your case with utmost urgency as soon as you contact him and fill out your correct details including all reachable phone numbers for him to get in touch with you via phone and email.

NOTE: Every documentation proof for your fund have been packaged and sealed to be mailed together with your Visa Card to your address. Therefore, the only obligation required of you by the laws of the Government of United States and the financial Monetary Policy of the Supreme Court, states that; you as a beneficiary must officially obtain the irrevocable LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED from the Supreme Court of USA, as a means to justify the legitimacy, transparency and clean bill of funds from USA so that by the time your funds gets to you, no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Malpractices and facets. The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED is valued at a cost of ($550) please take note of that. As soon as the above mentioned $550 is received, The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED will be secured on your behalf immediately. I need all the compliance that I can get from you to ensure we get this project accomplished. Personally, I am very sorry for the delay you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instructions which are meant for your sole benefit, once again accept my congratulations in advance. Thanks for your cooperation as your quick response to this email notice with adherence to the above instructions is highly anticipated.

Yours Sincerely,
Antony J. Blinken.
United States Secretary of State

Wow!...$1,850,000.00....All I have to do is...
Send my Personal Information and $550.00, to a Complete Stranger?!


I can`t do it...
The Duck Said No...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:21 am 
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I Chris Waryn,
The MD Shell regional office United kingdom, I hereby write to inform
you that your fund of 45million pounds sterling have been approve for
payment.


This reason is because for some years back you have been taken for
granted by some element in our company. Please review this and get
reply urgently for immediate attention.
Note: The only fee that is required from you, is the processing charges.


Chris Waryn
The MD Shell,
Regional office,
United kingdom.
Contact: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Regards Waryn

$62,759,700.00 US????!!!
All I have to do is...
Send this guy some money?

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Looks like someone's got your "number" (but not your PRICE, yet!), dear Sher'f - LOLOLOLOLOL!

Peace to you, dear friend!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:57 pm 
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LOL!!@Shelby!!
I get so many of those it`s unbelievable.

Next is:
Hi Cutie!...
Looking for a Girl Friend?
I`m a Hottie!

Ya right...
Intelligent too I`ll bet.
That`s why you emailed a random Email Address...

"Intelligent?.......That Counts?!"
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