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But the video of the burglar, ya'll (peace to you all!).

Idjit walks by the door with no mask so his FULL face is captured.
THEN, he comes back with hat pulled down and throws a... rock?... to break the window.
THEN, he walks/runs a few steps back... and trips over the handicap parking stop.

I don't know whether to laugh... shake my head... or feel sorry for him (not because he tripped but because, I mean, how far/fast was HE gonna run??).

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I got one of those popups on the computer saying I was the millionth visitor to that site (or whatever), and that I had won a trip for 4 to Disneyland....tec

Greetings to you
I am pleased to write to you and i am sorry to intrude into your privacy

My name is Celina, there was an attack on our gold mining site on 4th of October 2019, it is sad to say all my family work there including my extended family my father did not employ outsider he helped all the family but one day some suspected terrorist called al-Qaeda came to the site and blow them all to steal gold, before the attack my father managed to save some gold worth of 66kg in his farm and I am the only one who know where he hide it, please I need your help so I can send this gold out to you without any government notice then you can sell it and send 50% of the money to me and take the rest I am not greedy I just want to start a new life with what I have.

to read more about the attack please see wikipedia for more information
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolmane_gold_mine_attack

I will be happy to hear from you soon, Thank you.
Celina Burkina Faso

Hello good friend,

Good day and how are you today? I hope all is well with you and your
family? I am using this great opportunity to inform you that this
multi the million-dollar business that we both are working on has been
finally concluded with the assistance of another partner from Iceland
who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion, Due to your
effort sincerity courage and trustworthiness, you showed during the
transaction even though it was the unfinished transfer of funds into
your account due to one reason or the other, and for my kind gesture.
I have left an ATM Master Card for you worth $5,750.000 Five Million
Seven Hundred Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only, To show my
appreciation for your past assistance I must confess that you are
truly a humble and sincere person.

However, I will gladly appreciate hearing that you have received your
ATM Master Card it will be a great honor to me because you deserve it.
and due to my new business establishment with my new partner, I will
be very busy for a very long time kindly contact my assistance.
Reverend Father Andy Baker With the below information to enable him to
negotiate with the shipping company for the delivery of your ATM
Master Card to you without any delay,

Contact person: Reverend Father Andy Baker
Email: andybaker@citromail.hu


Therefore you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your
correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM Master Card
to you. This information is what will enable him to deliver the ATM
Master Card to you. as I have left instructions on your behalf.

Thanks for your past effort and God bless you and your family.
Regards,
Miss. Sandra Walter