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If Jehovah`s Witnesses have the Truth.
Why aren`t people knocking on "Their" door?

Can I join your JW Cult?
Please, Please, Please!!
Where Do I Sign Up??!!

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...Or any other doors for that matter with most religions believing they are the “ true church.”

Although we are told if we are asking and searching “ to keep knocking” and that door will be opened, that door is not a place or a religion but Christ himself as “The Door” he being the only one that anyone needs to go to and through. Nothing and no one else!

JOHN 10:7-15

MATTHEW 7:7


Thanks for sharing dear Outlaw,

Peace to you all,
kim

True that, JM!

I had some JW Women show up at my door in the middle of no where.
I pressed them on their pedophile problem.
They said "What about the Catholics?!..All Big religions have problems!"
Lets see...
1.2 Billion Catholics....8 Million JWs...
Nope your not a Big Religion, you`re a Tiny Cult with a huge Pedophile Problem.

Then they find out I was raised in the JW Cult.
Woman: "Oh!...Then you Know it`s the Truth!!"
OUTLAW: "Uhhhh no, it`s all BullSh*t...LOL!!"
Woman: "Well we have to go now, we`re very busy. We have more homes to call on."

They didn`t look busy, Dragging their Butts up my driveway.
Good luck finding another house within 10 miles, with someone in it willing to talk to you!..LOL!!

So they wander back down the driveway.
1/2 hour later they`re still at the bottom of the driveway.
So I go down and have a look...
It`s a piece of junk car that won`t start, filled with JW Women.
In the Middle of NOWHERE!!!
And...
They were there to teach me how to "survive", into their fictitious New System.
????????????????????????????????????
They have no idea how to survive at the bottom of my driveway!
They`re lucky if something doesn`t eat them out here!!...LOL!!

Anyway.
I get my tools and get that piece of junk running.
I tell them to drive straight home...No stopping for any reason, none!
So they drive off, all smiles, waving.

I was sooooooooooooo happy to be rid of them.
A friggin Carload of JW Genius`s.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

that it way too funny!

Sad thing is since they found out you were raised a JW and know “ the truth “ and deliberating turned your back on it, if it was you at the bottom of the driveway, they’d have left you hanging. Can’t mingle, your bad association.


Glad you had the heart to help them. Hopefully they will be able to see (some day) that kind acts and love comes from a whole lotta folks that aren’t Jdubs.

Thanks for the laughs,
kim

LOL!!@JM!!

When they plodded up the driveway I knew exactly who they were.
So when they knocked on the door, I asked:"Who are you people?"
Woman:"Oh, we`re Bible Students!"

They lied to me right from the get go, trying to sell JW Truth.
I finally got them to admit they were JW`s....LOL!!
Lesson to be learned:
If you want the Truth from a JW, you have to trap them into it.
Although in their defence, no one expects the Truth from a JW...LOL!!

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