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The WBT$ has just released a New Bible..
It`s the 2nd time the WBT$ has reWritten the bible..
They have also added the 13th century Catholic Translation mistake..
The name Jehovah,6 more times in the New WBT$ FrankenBible..


During the Meeting where the WBT$ FrankenBible Bible was released..
WBT$ GB Rock Star Pope Garrit Losch announced:
"God's will to be completed by the end of the millennium"

Translation:
The WBT$ "New System" will be here in the next 987 years..


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Is this it?

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No Factory Either! At least in Brooklyn!

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Now in contrast to others I like the new Gray color. And I have decided to contribute again after many many years:

Oh yes no Russell anymore as he was demoated from a member of the FDS to a dishwasher!

But let all the 'faithful' donate their
Gray Dollar!

The reWritten WBT$ Bible Infomercial was a huge success!..
The Audience was meticulously chosen..
Only the Best JWs were allowed to attend

The WBT$ GB Rock Star Popes all came off as Great Guys..
Unfortunately if you cross them,they will still destroy your life..

Most Important,the New reWritten WBT$ Bible is Grey..
And..
The Cover Has a "Nice Texture"..

The New WBT$ Bible Cover..
Feels Good on My Bare Bum!..


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They came out with a new version, so that all existing customers will have to buy an "upgrade" to stay current. They are learning from Microsoft.

So the "holy spirit" they CLAIM to have gave them the wrong info... again??!!! (Peace, dear Sher'f, and thanks for sharing this... although it has made my stomach quite queasy!)

And you just might have something there, dear Zoe (peace, luv!). I wonder if such a book exists? If not, maybe I should ask/listen as to whether one should be. That and one for their silly "Reasoning" book... or that travesty, the Revelation book. My problem is I received for free and so must share what I receive for free.

Hmmmm... maybe we could do it here. Whatever my dear Lord wills, though, even if its silence. He knows his sheep and so we've no reason to believe that such wont see the ruse in those publications sooner or later. Because all who truly seek HIM... WILL find him. Because they will be found BY him. Sooner or later.

Anyway, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that hypocritical scribes of the WTBTS are at again. I mean, if they undertook to publish a new version... yet did not tell everyone IN her to get OUT of her then we've no choice BUT to consider them blind guides, hypocrites, and imposters... STILL. 'Cause THAT certainly is one of the messages IN the Bible. They didn't see it... because, contrary to their claim... they lack "eyes alive."

Too bad, too bad...

Peace!

A slave of Christ,

Shellamar

Hey Shelby!..

The WBT$ changed some of the words in the Bible again..And..
The new reWritten WBT$ Bible boasts 13% fewer words..

There could be a few reasons for that:
1) The Bible was too wordy when it was written..
2)13% less words make the Bible less heavy and easier to carry around..
3)13% less words aren`t as fattening..
You can read more of the Bible in one sitting and not get fat..
4)The Bible needs to get in line with WBT$ Doctrine..

I`m guessing number 4..

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13% fewer words? It must be the...
New Lite version!

From sme photos linked in JWN it seems that a topics like 'Reasoning' part for dummies is inserted right into the beginning of the bible. Or am I wrong? F****** bastards! When I take a bible to read I do not want to open it and see all this crap. Don't you respect God's word? Do you want your crapware to appear before God's words?

Lol... you guys are funny ; )

Funny... ha ha; not funny looking.



The one line they changed... from 'this means life, they're taking in knowledge of you'... to... 'this means life, they're coming to know you'... I thought was closer at least; but then... it is still not written as truth:

"This means life: they're KNOWING you" (Christ).


And I don't think most witnesses will think that means anything other than what it previously meant...


Peace,
tammy

Did they really change that? Did they steal that from Shelby too? That has got to be the most unattractive bible I've ever seen.

And what was a gay-sounding old word? lol