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| Author: | ANOMOS [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | New GB member proposed! |
Due to the idiocy of many members of the former GB and after prayerful consideration of the matter we have decided to choose as a new GB member candidate our faithful brother:  NOOOO!!!!!! You cannot take that position! It belongs to me!  I have greater cranial capacity than you!  ? WTF? |
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| Author: | AGuest [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
Whad'ya mean NEW? I thought those already WERE the GB members! My bad... Peace! Shellamar, on her own... sorta kinda... 'cause I'm not really sure there's much difference between these poor animals and those who ARE currently GB members, at least three of them, anyway... |
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| Author: | NewDawnBlue [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
Seriously...why would you insult primates and asses like that? 
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| Author: | Justmom [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
NewDawnBlue wrote: Seriously...why would you insult primates and asses like that? LOL, exactly..... Peace, Kim |
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| Author: | AGuest [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
Mea culpa, dear Loves (peace to you! ). I digress. .. in sackcloth and ashes! LOLOLOL Shellamar... on her own. .. |
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| Author: | ANOMOS [ Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
What a shame for me! LOL! I have sinned against my fellowanimal. Forgive me! |
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| Author: | John Foster [ Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
The GB would have had interest in the rear dorsal apertures of the two mammalian brothers illustrated. After all, in "Life Everlasting in Freedom of the Sons of God", the Watchtower said God brought animals to Adam for him to have sex with, and it is only his good taste that caused him to turn them down. Given that their goober is thus a Procurer of Bestiality, and that the GB is taught to emulate him, along their pathway to return to the perfect state of Adam, perhaps they would have been tempted to have a little bit of fun with Bubbles the Chimp or Eeyore... __ Focus ("Disgusting!" Class) |
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| Author: | tec [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New GB member proposed! |
Quote: God brought animals to Adam for him to have sex with Where does this come from (in the bible, I mean... I see that JF stated what WTS book it is written IN)? Because I have heard others on another site make this same claim when arguing against belief in God. But from my understanding of what is written, God brought animals for Adam to NAME. "He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air, and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam, no suitable helper was found..." Genesis 2:19, 20 Just curious. Peace to you, your sister and servant, and fellow slave of Christ, tammy |
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