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Oh, c'mon... like that's truly needed (peace to you, dear Wheels!). Tears are only important to those folks if they're coming from their own loved ones. I've known (of) some who've gone beyond crying - suicide, even. Didn't cause those hard-hearted folk to blink an eye. To the contrary, only caused them to point their judgmental fingers even harder ("See?? I KNEW Satan had a hold on him! Only a devil worshipper would commit suicide!!").

Nawwwww, this he probably just swore to make "reg'lar kontribushuns to d' wurlwyde werk." Oh, but say what, now? Jehovah's Witnesses don't swear? The h*ll you say: I am SURE they'll take a swear for "regular DONA-SHUNS." They just don't make their members swear on the BIBLE. No, they make 'em write it down in little slips of paper and call them "pledges." Try to get out of wunna those, though. Or ask for your money BACK (you know, like when you've learned they didn't/aren't use(ing) it for the purpose THEY "swore" to when they got you to ante up in the first place?).

They don't care if it's Jack the Flippin' Ripper. So long as Jack can (1) regularly participate in their preaching campaigns ('cause they need members in order to hold up their tax-exempt status), and (2) make regular "contributions" to one or more of the little boxes they have placed around... his "crimes" are "forgiven."

Again, peace to you!

Your servant and a slave of Christ,

Shellamar, sorta kinda channelin' the Skallywagger-Girl...

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And there you GO, dear Sher'f - LOLOLOL!

Peace to you, luv!