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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:45 pm 
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This is an e-mail is circulating among JWs about the International Convention at FedEx Stadium in Landoverr Maryland..
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Brothers, Some interesting facts and photos from the International Convention in Landover, Maryland. Truly it was directed by Holy Spirit. On Friday morning it seemed that the parking of all those in attendance would be chaotic at best all weekend. The authorities were poised to take control from the volunteers. But with cooperation and Jehovah's Holy Spirit, adjustments were made in the initial direction. From that point on there were minor issues that were quickly resolved by our brothers in administration and parking.On Sunday Jehovah's people parked an estimated 22,000 cars and 182 chartered buses - the most at any event in FedEx history. We also set another record. The fast ingress and egress of cars and buses in FedEx history. Truly a testimony to Jehovah's name and the direction of His spirit. The cooperation of departments, volunteers and our brothers and sisters coupled with Jehovah's spirit and direction has made an impression on all involved. This is not confidential information. Please share with the brothers and sisters.

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"Parking Lot Proof" the WBT$ is Gods Organization..
Look at all the cars and buses JW`s parked with Jehovah's help!..
I`ll Bet Jesus Never Parked That Many Donkeys!..


.........Hee!-Haw!.................This Is So WatchTarded..
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:02 pm 
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Ooh my...

Well, that's something new they could add to their time slip. How many cars and busses they parked/placed at the convention.

Crazy.....


No dear Outlaw, the car and buses were in the lots, the donkeys ( asses LOLOL) were in the seats.
Ooh, I did not just go there, sorry couldn't pass it up.

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No dear Outlaw, the car and buses were in the lots, the donkeys ( asses LOLOL) were in the seats......JM

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lol @ justmom. It's funnier because we don't expect it from YOU.

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But with cooperation and Jehovah's Holy Spirit, adjustments were made in the initial direction. From that point on there were minor issues that were quickly resolved by our brothers in administration and parking.


You mean they didn't have to wait on Jehovah? They didn't have to write a letter to the society and wait forty-five years for a reply or for the answer to come out in the watchtower? They cooperated and made adjustments? Too bad the GB can't learn this.


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lol @ justmom. It's funnier because we don't expect it from YOU.


Okay, wait, now... I'm thinking maybe ya'll need to actually MEET dear 'Mom in RL, then, dear 'At (peace to you, both!). 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, HER sense of humor is WAY more "wicked" than mine! LOLOLOLOL!

'Mom, girl, stop tryin' to make these folks think you're straight-laced! G'on and let yer hayers down guhl! 'Cause you KNOW I know... mmm-hmmm... LOLOLO!

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lol @ justmom. It's funnier because we don't expect it from YOU.


Okay, wait, now... I'm thinking maybe ya'll need to actually MEET dear 'Mom in RL, then, dear 'At (peace to you, both!). 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, HER sense of humor is WAY more "wicked" than mine! LOLOLOLOL!

'Mom, girl, stop tryin' to make these folks think you're straight-laced! G'on and let yer hayers down guhl! 'Cause you KNOW I know... mmm-hmmm... LOLOLO!

Peace to you BOTH!

YSSFS of Christ,

Shel





g:) 8)


I know you know LOL! Just these days trying to be a little careful cuz I
don't wanna hurt anybody at least intentionally that I'm not sure how they'll take me!
But a good laugh at the WTBS expense once in a while can't hurt huh?

Thanks for the laughs y'all...Kim


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Once in awhile?? Girl, best way to deal with them is through laughter... and as much as one can!

But I hear you - you know I do!

Peace, luv!


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Okay, wait, now... I'm thinking maybe ya'll need to actually MEET dear 'Mom in RL, then, dear 'At (peace to you, both!). 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, HER sense of humor is WAY more "wicked" than mine! LOLOLOLOL!


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And here I was thinking we were corrupting you, justmom. lol.


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ataloa wrote:
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Okay, wait, now... I'm thinking maybe ya'll need to actually MEET dear 'Mom in RL, then, dear 'At (peace to you, both!). 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, HER sense of humor is WAY more "wicked" than mine! LOLOLOLOL!


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And here I was thinking we were corrupting you, justmom. lol.


Not in a million years. Educating me? ....YES! Corrupting...Nah!!!... g:)

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wow they directed the zombies to park row by row space next to space. i'ts a miracle ,forefullment of the bible. proves any dope can get a job in a parking lot working for FREE.... I WENT TO SIX FLAGS THEY HAD 15 YR OLD GIRLS DIRECTING THE WORLDLY TO PARK NEXT TO EACH OTHER.


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Aw, c'mon, dear Judge (peace!)... they deserve SOME kudos, those brothers, don't they? I mean, s'not like washing a window... or helping JW plebs find seats inside... right? Takes a MAN to park cars in straight lines, I tell ya!!

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LOL!!@the Judge!!..

Women don`t direct traffic in WBT$ parking lots..
That`s even more proof the WBT$ Is Gods organization..

Loyal WBT$ JW Women have to pretend,they`re IQ consists of a single Digit..Like 8..
9 is pushing it because it awfully close to 10..

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Oh comon....you guys all know that when we were out in service, Jehovah ALWAYS provided the parking spot closest to the door at the Dunkin Donuts and the McDonalds when the service group went on "break"? Its only a logical extension that the God of Parking would be able to park buses and cars in ROWS (omg the SKILLZ!) at a convention?? And by the way....does anybody have the printed stats on how many times Fedex has kept track of how long and how many cars were parked and unparked (unpacked) in that parking lot because I want to know whoz job it is to count that shit?

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NewDawnBlue wrote:
Oh comon....you guys all know that when we were out in service, Jehovah ALWAYS provided the parking spot closest to the door at the Dunkin Donuts and the McDonalds when the service group went on "break"? Its only a logical extension that the God of Parking would be able to park buses and cars in ROWS (omg the SKILLZ!) at a convention?? And by the way....does anybody have the printed stats on how many times Fedex has kept track of how long and how many cars were parked and unparked (unpacked) in that parking lot because I want to know whoz job it is to count that shit?

I WANT HIM........



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